What’s a Sophwhore?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

According to the Urban Dictionary


A sophmore whose sluttiness ultimately makes her a sophwhore.
Etymology: The combination of the words sophmore and whore

Function: Noun

1)Someone who makes out with a whole bunch of girls and guys in a hottub while drunk.2) Girls who are an easy catch of vagina for the older juniors and seniors.

Did you hear what ali, melanie, and michele did last night? They are such sophwhores.    

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Nude Photo of Sophomore (aka Sohwhore

10 Interesting Facts About Sophwhores:

March 5th, 2008
  1.       They usually come from mid-western states with a strict religious ideology.
  2.       While drunk they mindlessly take off their clothes
  3.       Dick sucking is not considered sexual activity to a Sophwhore, rather it’s a casual exchange amongst friends, acquaintances and strangers.
  4.       Against popular belief most Sophwhores are actually brunettes and not blondes.
  5.       The term “College Sucks” was invented by a Sophmore Whore.
  6.       99.9% of Sophwhores have a friend name Jen.
  7.       They are very photogenic and spend a good amount of their time taking practice “Myspace” photos.
  8.       Although, girl on girl sexual activity is common for them, they generally are not bisexual or gay.
  9.       Asian Sophwhore for various reasons only do white males.
  10.       Sopwhores do not enjoy or crave sex, rather, they see it as a social obligation.                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Sophwhore Photos

March 5th, 2008

According to the Urban Dictionary


A sophmore whose sluttiness ultimately makes her a sophwhore.
Etymology: The combination of the words sophmore and whore

Function: Noun

1)Someone who makes out with a whole bunch of girls and guys in a hottub while drunk.2) Girls who are an easy catch of vagina for the older juniors and seniors.

Did you hear what ali, melanie, and michele did last night? They are such sophwhores.      

Popular Sophwhore Names

March 5th, 2008
  1. Jen (Of course)
  2. Alley
  3. Melody
  4. Becky or Rebecca
  5. Michelle
  6. Christine or Kristy
  7. Lindsey
  8. Ang
  9. Suzi
  10. Jessy

 

Best Methods to Identifying a Sophwhore

March 5th, 2008
  1. She’s Topless, flashing someone or looks uncomfortable in her clothes.
  2. Two or more men are trying to seduce her at once
  3. She’s asking everyone, “Where’s the after party?”
  4. She’s plastered drunk and stumbling.
  5. She’s orally fixated on her beer bottle.